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Virtua Fighter doesn't suck. You just don't know how to play it right, or you just don't like the fact that Virtua Fighter doesn't have unrealistic 10-hit strings and unblockable powerups. You imbecile.
Sonyroolz is a button-masher who plays cheaply-manufactured games like Tekken and Soul Calibur, instead of learning the moves, counters, and throws that make Virtua Fighter worth playing.
by Alfred October 31, 2003
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