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Spider Eyes 

The resulting prolific amount of bubbles that occur after a particularly large piss into a toilet.
"Man, I just pissed like Ogre from Revenge of the nerds"
"making some spider eyes in there, eh?"
Spider Eyes by Alf Porn April 12, 2024

HONCHOS MEAT UP 

When a group of well known degenerates assemble in order to denigrate their enemies and sometimes each other, consume coma inducing amounts of substances, and perform any number of questionable, dangerous, or otherwise ill advised activities. These gatherings happen at irregular intervals and are generally composed of a caustic mix of borderline personalities.
There are often promises "hearty soups", but rarely do said soups materialize.
"Are you heading to Johns this weekend?"
"I might, it sounds like a real honchos meat up, though. I might skip it."
HONCHOS MEAT UP by Alf Porn April 12, 2024