Definitions by Alex the Schu man Macher

roofnaggets 

The balls of food stuck to the mouth of an old man after a nice hospital dinner of tofu sloppy joes.

Would you please give me a taste of you roofnaggets Earl?

roofnaggets by Alex the Schu man Macher December 26, 2007

poachinberries

The berry like substance stuck to the cloaca of any small breed dog. This mass of snot, blood, and ass comes from the proteins found in the food of the particular dog.

gross|! he just touched that dogs poachinberries!

poachinberries by Alex the Schu man Macher December 26, 2007