Definitions by Alex Turner

ANTILABEL

A clothing brand made to bring attention to issues that must be fixed in today’s society.

I wore my Antilabel T-Shirt when i beat the fuck out of a rapist.

Merch

Lead singer of the ever so popular Arctic Monkeys. He is much loved by 'DING' because of his Sheffield accent.

Instead of saying "bottoms" Alex Turner says "buh'ums."

Merch