2 definitions by Alex Shayler

somebody who likes to prey on others, and does so with a perving eye. If he fails to get what he wants, he results to "surprise sex", he then spazzes out and makes weird groaning noises with his mouth/throat.
"god, that guy is a bit of a goyder"
"make sure he doesnt make a goyder out of you!"
"i love a bit of goyder"
by Alex Shayler September 11, 2008
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to creep around like an alligator and then bite people on the toes for no reason whatsover, other than it turns them on. apart from the nails which she digests and then goes for the kill.
"shit get away from that hutchings!"
"watch out, shes gunna hutch you!"
by Alex Shayler September 11, 2008
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