Alex P. Smith's definitions

Flamper

The place where your hamper should be, as well as the place where your clothes are, when you are too much of a slackass to finish the laundry.

Warning: The use of this term may induce assault.

Husband: "Sweetheart have you seen the laundry basket? Nevermind, I'll just leave these socks in the flamper."
Wife: WHAM-O!

by Alex P. Smith January 15, 2009

Food-slar

The sleepy feeling that you get after eating a big meal. Derived from Slar-Phase as demonstrated in the movie "Coneheads"

That was the biggest Dos-Manos burrito I ever ate. Oh man, do I ever have food-slar.

by Alex P. Smith November 23, 2007

Snark

A small portion of anything. Less than a tad, but more than a scoche.

Can I get just a snark more soda in this glass, please? Toodles.

by Alex P. Smith November 23, 2007