Alex P.'s definitions

jizznap

A nap taken during the sleepy feeling associated with ejaculation.

After ejaculating inside her vagina, I became tired, so i took a jizznap

by Alex P. May 19, 2005

Elephant Trunk

After a woman/man takes vigourous anal punishment, their asstube dangles out resembling an elephant trunk.

After hours of brutal anal sex, an elephant trunk pronounced itself as a bulge in the back of Brittany's underwear

by Alex P. March 19, 2003

Fire Snakes

When your shit is loose, violent & it burns your asshole

Several hours after a huge, spicy meal at Azteca, John was atop the porcelain throne, moaning in agony, shitting fire snakes.

by Alex P. March 25, 2003