Aldo Barishnikov2's definitions

Shoulder Nipples

Those pesky bumps left on shirts by the ends of the hangers.

Bob discovered too late that his shoulder nipples were quite erect. "Is it cold in here or are your shoulders just glad to see me?"

by Aldo Barishnikov2 October 22, 2018

Scootiquette

The etiquette on use of shared scooters such as Lime or Bird.

Howard, not known for his scootiquette, left his scooter behind a dumpster so that it would hopefully be there when he finished his shopping.

by Aldo Barishnikov2 January 8, 2019