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Definitions by Albert Adams
Spleendick
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What happens when you see a former
pretty girl
who is no longer
attractive
due to poor choices and your
dick
curls up inside you behind your spleen
You see
April
lately? That girl used to
gorgeous
but I just
saw
her and she gave me spleendick
Spleendick
by
Albert Adams
June 25, 2025
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