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Spleendick
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What happens when you see a former pretty girl who is no longer
attractive
due to
poor
choices and your
dick
curls up inside you behind your spleen
You
see
April lately? That girl used to
gorgeous
but I just
saw
her and she gave me spleendick
Spleendick
by
Albert Adams
June 25, 2025
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