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Spleendick
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What happens when you see a former pretty
girl
who is no longer
attractive
due to
poor
choices and your dick curls up inside you behind your spleen
You see
April
lately? That
girl
used to gorgeous but I just
saw
her and she gave me spleendick
Spleendick
by
Albert Adams
June 25, 2025