zemmish

To be persistently and irrevocably woeful, in the manner of Zem. To be without joy or happiness in spite of all outside influences.

I woke up this morning feeling very Zemmish. Woe is me.

by Alaskan Sam July 13, 2006

wonk

Failure to attend a function or gathering at which one's presence is expected.

PAR is the king wonk.

by Alaskan Sam July 13, 2006