wonk

Failure to attend a function or gathering at which one's presence is expected.

PAR is the king wonk.

by Alaskan Sam September 05, 2008

zemmish

To be persistently and irrevocably woeful, in the manner of Zem. To be without joy or happiness in spite of all outside influences.

I woke up this morning feeling very Zemmish. Woe is me.

by Alaskan Sam September 05, 2008