Definitions by Alan Whitman
Salmon Bath
When one removes every article of clothing and lays down faced upward so a filthy female sex worker can rub her vile genitalia over the entirety of ones body
"Fellas I just had the craziest Salmon Bath of my life."
"Jeez man you smell like you just had a fresh Salmon Bath."
"You wouldn't happen to know where I can get a good Salmon Bath."
"Jeez man you smell like you just had a fresh Salmon Bath."
"You wouldn't happen to know where I can get a good Salmon Bath."
Salmon Bath by Alan Whitman October 11, 2026
