Alan Jones's definitions

snork

Alternative meat - Like Quorn, Tofu or other substitutes

Snork and Noodles

by Alan Jones January 2, 2004

dermody

1) One who's parents are Nazis.

2) One who purchases inferior computer products.

3) One who has no car, is infected with the T-Virus and has the Game-Genie of Life preinstalled in his brain.

"Don't be a derm."

"Derm is a fag."

by Alan Jones September 29, 2004