Definitions by Al Tomo

Metrometre

The number of buttons undone on a v-neck shirt worn by men who are metrosexual.

"That guy with buttons done half way up his shirt rates a 5 on the Metrometre."

Metrometre by Al Tomo December 24, 2008

Metrometre

The number of buttons undone on a v-neck shirt worn by men who are metrosexual.

"That guy with buttons done half way up his shirt rates a 5 on the metrometre."

Metrometre by Al Tomo December 13, 2008

singfart 

A spontaneous, random outburst of song, usually popular one-liners such as 'i will survive' or 'the sun will come out tomorrow.'

a- (singing)"The sun will come out tomorrow"
b- "You just did a singfart

singfart by Al Tomo April 20, 2007