Definitions by Al Peterson

Vote for Brown 

Political expression meaning "Going off to take a dump in a bathroom stall" - usually at a restaurant or bar. So called for the action of closing the little door behind you to do your business - much like the process of voting.

Variations include "Voting for Korn", an explanation of which is not necessary here.

Guy #1 at Bar - "Hey, you leaving?"
Guy #2 - "Naw, just gonna go Vote for Brown. Hold my seat."

Vote for Brown by Al Peterson February 26, 2008

tirerrhea 

Pronounced "Tire-re-ah": A large chuck of dirty ice that has frozen inside the wheel well of your car after a drive through snow or slush. Eventually dropping off like a large turd in your driveway or the street.

Coined in 1987 by a contest caller to WHYN-AM radio in Springfield Mass.

I cant turn my front wheels!

Kick that lump of tirerrhea out of there, ya moron.

tirerrhea by Al Peterson January 18, 2008

snout stick

Unflattering nickname for a 7-11 taquito; referencing not only its shape, but the unknown composition of the mysterious spicy meat-like contents within.

Not the same as the 7-11 Big Bite, which under certain rare conditions and degrees of desperation, can often prove edible.

"Hang on; I wanna stop in to 7-11 for a Red Bull and a coupla snout sticks."

snout stick by Al Peterson August 5, 2007

W8&C 

Text-message shorthand for "wait and see." Can also be expressed as "w8nc" for phones without alpha keypads.

Variants include "wl-c" for "We'll see".

Text Message #1: "Ofc buzz Andrson fyrd" ("buzz around the office says Anderson has been fired.")

Text Message Reply: "Lets w8&c"

W8&C by Al Peterson August 3, 2007

Tits On Toast 

1) An open-face fried egg sandwich, for obvious reasons. 2) A general purpose substitute expression for small inconveniences, used when stronger expletives are inappropriate(ie, 'shit!' or 'goddammit!').

1) (Waitress) "Hey Murray, I need a Number 5 and a Tits On Toast for table three."

2) Aw, tits on toast...my iPod battery died.

Tits On Toast by Al Peterson August 30, 2005

shug 

Phonetic pronunciation of acronym "SHG", or "shaved head and goatee". The reactionary 'non-conformist' male look for the 90s that carries over to today in which, ironically, everyone looks exactly like each other. Backwards baseball cap and ear stud remain optional.

Girl 1: How was the singles night?
Girl 2: Nothing but shugs.

shug by Al Peterson June 8, 2005