2 definitions by Al Gourd

To sement -- to masturbate at, while thinking of, looking at, or otherwise picturing a certain person or thing.

Pronounced like "cement."
Examples:
"I semented Trisha last night."
"I saw some guy on the train earlier; he was just staring and sementing me."
by Al Gourd December 7, 2018
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Ilk (collq.): friend, chum, buddy. A race-neutral version of the n-word.
What's up, my ilk? Where the hoes at, dawg?
by Al Gourd January 14, 2019
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