Al Dolfski's definitions

lieutenant danchez

A Lieutenant Danchez is the act of giving a traditional dirty sanchez. However, the giver delivers it to the receiver via the reciever’s prosthetic arm.

Man, I went hoggin’ with Marsha last night after the show. She woke me up this morning and said she smelled shit. But she didn’t know I gave her a Lieutenant Danchez in her sleep. I chuckled to myself and thought, “It wasn’t done by my hands!!!”

by Al Dolfski May 22, 2018

Lieutenant Danchez

It is the same as a traditional Dirty Sanchez, but the giver of the Lieutenant Danchez uses the reciever’s prosthetic arm and hand to wipe the reciever’s upper lip.

Man, I went hoggin’ last night after the show. When she woke up this morning she said she smelled shit, but she didn't know I gave her a Lieutenant Danchez in her sleep. I chuckled and thought, it wasn’t done by MY hands!!!

by Al Dolfski May 26, 2018

Lieutenant Dan Houdini

The act of having sex with an amputee and leaving with the prosthesis before the amputee wakes up.

After I hooked up last night, I was feeling some kleptomania. So I Lieutenant Dan Houdini’d Marsha this morning. Wish I could have seen her face.

by Al Dolfski May 27, 2018