Definitions by Al Dolfski

Lieutenant Dan Houdini 

The act of having sex with an amputee and leaving with the prosthesis before the amputee wakes up.

After I hooked up last night, I was feeling some kleptomania. So I Lieutenant Dan Houdini’d Marsha this morning. Wish I could have seen her face.

Lieutenant Dan Houdini by Al Dolfski May 27, 2018

Lieutenant Danchez 

It is the same as a traditional Dirty Sanchez, but the giver of the Lieutenant Danchez uses the reciever’s prosthetic arm and hand to wipe the reciever’s upper lip.

Man, I went hoggin’ last night after the show. When she woke up this morning she said she smelled shit, but she didn't know I gave her a Lieutenant Danchez in her sleep. I chuckled and thought, it wasn’t done by MY hands!!!

Lieutenant Danchez by Al Dolfski May 26, 2018

lieutenant danchez 

A Lieutenant Danchez is the act of giving a traditional dirty sanchez. However, the giver delivers it to the receiver via the reciever’s prosthetic arm.

Man, I went hoggin’ with Marsha last night after the show. She woke me up this morning and said she smelled shit. But she didn’t know I gave her a Lieutenant Danchez in her sleep. I chuckled to myself and thought, “It wasn’t done by my hands!!!”

lieutenant danchez by Al Dolfski May 22, 2018