Minimavirtheophobia

The fear of a tiny religious man or pope.

Guy 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Guy 2: what's got your panties in a bunch dude?
Guy 1: LOOK!!
Tiny Religious man: IM GONNA TEACH YOU RELIGION!!
Guy 1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Guy 2: WOAH MAN, HE'S GOT Minimavirtheophobia

by Aidandatguy @ Bryley06 April 19, 2022

hydrotheophobia

Fear of a water god or Poseidon.

Kid 1: You know that one kid that's afraid of Poseidon?
Kid 2: Yeah, he has hydrotheophobia.
Kid 1: That's crazy.

by Aidandatguy @ Bryley06 March 01, 2022