Ahmnodt Heare's definitions

metsturbating

A New York Mets fan who sounds like he or she is having an orgasm while cheering for the Mets

It was hard watching the Mets game at the bar as the person next to me was constantly metsturbating and I couldn't hear the announcers.

by Ahmnodt Heare March 21, 2010

Dominestrix

A woman who forces a man to shop in the Domestics department of a store.

Tim couldn't play football with the guys because his dominestrix took him to Wal-Mart to buy a comforter.

by Ahmnodt Heare January 4, 2011