Agua Purificada 's definitions

Avacado Fastball

When you are equipped with a micro penis and can't perform so you choke your scrotum until it turns green and beat her ass with it.

Joe, you see how Marge is walking? That's cause I beat her ass with my avacado fastball last night.

by Agua Purificada May 31, 2018

Sherwin Williams

When a male ejaculates into a womans open mouth following intercourse and uses his dick to stir said ejaculate like a paint can/paint stick. Comes in two colors. White and brown.

The maid wanted to try something new so I loaded her mouth up with jizz and stirred it like I was at the Sherwin Williams paint booth!

by Agua Purificada March 27, 2023