Definitions by Ag fok nou

TourdeCouch

In the southern hemisphere, cats start cuddling up on couches a week or 2 before the Tour de France starts.

This was popularized by @CatFoodBreath on Twitter using the #tourdecouch hashtag.

#tourdecouch (followed by a picture of many cats on a couch.)

TourdeCouch by Ag fok nou May 22, 2026

Carpet tunnel syndrome 

When you get a neck injury from too much pussy licking

She is suffering from carpet tunnel syndrome.

Carpet tunnel syndrome by Ag fok nou May 4, 2016