Aedan's mum's definitions

Aedan

An ancient sumerian word, the literal translation of which is "Fuckpig". This winged ghostface demon is the act of rape given physical form. He gargles mayo, and lives on a diet of Pope bones. The only thing he values more than his own reflection, is Dunhills.

"Look in the sky, it's Aedan!"
"Raaappeee!!!!"
"Can I bum a smoke Aedan?"
"Sure bud."

by Aedan's mum February 4, 2010