Jason: Honey, I had a hard day!!!
Adrienne: Let me take care of you. Why don’t you get hard for me, my honeyphilia is kicking in.
Adrienne: Let me take care of you. Why don’t you get hard for me, my honeyphilia is kicking in.
by Adrienne Adele September 03, 2019

by Adrienne Adele July 03, 2017

When counting from one to five does not give you the results you want... the five fingers turn into a fist, that is then shoved up the ass, to the elbow.
Jason: I’ll get off Facebook in a minute
Adrienne: One
Jason: Give me just a...
Adrienne: Two, three, four...
Jason: Damn it woman...
Adrienne: Five... Trigger pulled... Five-Finger Reckoning... time to feel my elbow.
Adrienne: One
Jason: Give me just a...
Adrienne: Two, three, four...
Jason: Damn it woman...
Adrienne: Five... Trigger pulled... Five-Finger Reckoning... time to feel my elbow.
by Adrienne Adele October 14, 2019
