ballooniphile

Someone with an unhealthy sexual interest in under-inflated ballons.

John: Did you see Sid at the wedding?
Bill: Yes, noticed he kept disappearing in the toilet with a bunch of balloons.
John: Yeah? Weirdo. I have heard rumours hes a Ballooniphile

by Adrian Pt February 15, 2008

Spitting like a freshly cooked roast.

Describes a woman in an extreme state of sexual arousal.

After I'd finished massaging Julie she was spitting like a freshly cooked roast.

by Adrian Pt February 07, 2008

Textpert

Someone who is highly skilled in the art of sending texts messages.

John is so quick in responding to my text messages, he must be a textpert.

by Adrian Pt February 07, 2008