Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Adrenaline striker

got the ups

The phrase "Got the ups" is a polite slang way to say "i am sick and throwing up"

Boss: "okay , are you putting in for a personal or sick day?"
Employee: "im gonna need a sick day, i got the ups"

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Curriculum vitae of intimacy; An in depth resume used to describe your past personal relationships.

I'm a good guy to date and my C.V.I proves it.

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A male that can not cause a female to orgasm during sexual intercourse.

"I broke up with my boyfriend after the first time we had sex because he's a norgasmo"

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