Definitions by Addlepated Aardvark

IFUAS 

( pronounced - "I-foo-as" ) Meaning - "I'm fucked up as shit" It's used when someone is too drunk, stoned, or otherwise incapacitated to answer in complete (or even partial sentences)

JAY. Didn't hear me ringing your doorbell?
JOHN IFUAS
or...
JAY: Man, you left the stove on. You could catch the house on fire.
JOHN: IFUAS

IFUAS by Addlepated Aardvark February 13, 2023