Addicted to Baked Beans's definitions

Late-night phone sleeping

When you’re on your phone at 12pm and you hear footsteps coming down the hallway and you have five seconds to think of a sleeping position

Late-night phone sleeping gave me neck cramp.

by Addicted to Baked Beans December 11, 2019

Bananananananananana

The most perfect, longest, tastiest, yellowiest, most amazingey banana in the history of the world.

I bit into the Bananananananananana. Suddenly, I saw the true meaning of life.

by Addicted to Baked Beans December 11, 2019

Genderflap

A gender of people who reproduce by flapping violently at each other. They can only have sex between the ages of 12 and 15.

Get away from me you weird genderflap

by Addicted to Baked Beans December 3, 2019