Definitions by Adam Messy

Mental Mike 

The undisputed King of the Grunts. Also known as Ug. enjoys treating his hair to pineapple tarts.

See Grunts for definition of.

Hey look! Its mental mike, king of the grunts! Ug!!

Mental Mike by Adam Messy September 14, 2004

grunts 

a small unorganised group of people who band together in an attempt to help each other get some. World reknown for being done over and accepting it. King Ug AKA Mental Mike ruler of the grunts.

That tramp is a definate grunt!

grunts by Adam Messy September 14, 2004