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Definitions by Ackey Arches

The Gilroy 

Small squirrel-like quasi-intelligent human who easily climbs shelving, racks, or other humans. Often mistaken for Pee-wee Herman, Gremlins or the Grinch who stole Christmas.
Customer: Who was that little man who came by last week?

Rep: Oh, that was the Gilroy... sorry about that he was dropped as a child
The Gilroy by Ackey Arches August 19, 2012