Ace Remingtom's definitions

fartaphagus

A relatively small enclosed space, like an elevator, where a deadly fart can't be escaped. See sartaphagus.

Dude! You turned this closet into a fartaphagus! I'm melting!

by Ace Remingtom August 1, 2017

fartophagus

A relatively small enclosed space where a deadly fart can not be escaped. See sarcophagus.

Dude! You totally turned this telephone booth into a fartophagus!

by Ace Remingtom August 1, 2017

fartwork

1. Busy work that does not accomplish anything.

2. Artwork that looks like the artist has no more talent than an infant.

"Our teacher assigns fartwork to keep us quiet during class."

"Dude! Monet's paintings ROCK. But that new guy's fartwork is just annoying."

by Ace Remingtom March 17, 2008