Absurd Hero's definitions
Exclaim someone makes to him/herself after hearing or witnessing someone doing or saying something ridiculous and/or outrageous out of ignorance or naivety, usually the results range from mild commotion to catastrophic damage in someone's reputation.
Police: "excuse me sir, we have info that you are involved in drug trafficking."
Dad: "nope, come back with a search warrant."
Son: "Dad, is the white powder in this little plastic pouch sugar? (waving the stuff in front of everyone's faces innocently.)
Dad (to himself): "This fucking guy! I'm gonna kill him."
Police: "Can I see that, son? Ok sir, you're coming with us."
Dad: "nope, come back with a search warrant."
Son: "Dad, is the white powder in this little plastic pouch sugar? (waving the stuff in front of everyone's faces innocently.)
Dad (to himself): "This fucking guy! I'm gonna kill him."
Police: "Can I see that, son? Ok sir, you're coming with us."
by Absurd Hero May 2, 2020
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