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The term "oprah" refers to an individual who sucks all that is positive and useful out of life. Can also refer to a scam or fraud. This term can be used as a noun or verb.
"I think I'll just sit here and oprah my life away, I feel I deserve it."
"You should fire that oprah, he certainly doesn't serve to forward the business any, he just sits and whines about how he's gotten such a raw deal and deserves compensation for this so-called oppression."
by Aaron Holst March 10, 2006
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The term "fuckneck" refers to an individual who is, in short, worthless. A vile, repugnant person with no redeeming attributes. Also can refer to an enemy-of-the-moment; a person who is "in the way" in any regard at any given time.
"Yeah, officer, this fuckneck pulled in front of me, causing me to run over that kid."
"Her dad's a fuckneck because he won't let me screw her while he's home."
"Big Kenny is a fuckneck... well, just because he's a fuckneck."
George W. Bush is a fuckneck.
Dick Cheney is a fuckneck.
by Aaron Holst March 10, 2006
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