bonce

a bonce is to insult somebody about have a small sexual part.

you bonce, you have a small cock

by aaron grundy April 12, 2004

caffo

caffo is a nickname given to a person who is a retard or very stupid. The word comes from Cowley. You dont get many caffos.

Ha ha look at that caffo over there sucking hes toes.

by Aaron Grundy May 11, 2006