Aaliyah Christen's definitions

as if

YEAH RIGHT!
Made popular by the movie CLUELESS staring Alicia Silverstone.
Meaning: I'm definetly not going to do that / not into that/ don't beleive that / etc.

If a guy tells me he knows I'm in love with him (but I think he's a total loser), then I say to him "AS IF!"

by Aaliyah Christen January 4, 2004

moodie

When you're in the MOOD for a DOOBIE.
When you really need a joint.

Someone says: Are you in the moodie???
Everyone answers: Yes!!!
You say: Then SPARK IT!

by Aaliyah Christen January 4, 2004