Definitions by AUWFT

wife chatter 

When your wife is talking to you and your not interested and its sounds like the teacher from Charlie Brown

I was trying to talk to my bro yesterday when all of a sudden she starts in with the wife chatter

wife chatter by AUWFT August 15, 2016

rouge hair 

A hair that doesn't seem human that pops up on your body

I was getting my back massaged when my lady was like what is this rouge hair growing on your back all about

rouge hair by AUWFT August 13, 2016