AUWFT's definitions

Sideburn Chaser

1. Anyone who follows Elvis Impersonators with hopes of being conquered by the King.
2. Women of any age (but usually 60+) that fantasize about having sex with Elvis that will settle for an Elvis Impersonator.

I can't believe all of the sideburn chasers that are here for the Elvis Convention.

by AUWFT September 16, 2016

peep hole potty

A gas station or facility ( normally when driving ) that you pass because it's so sketchy that you fear there is a peep hole for the employees to watch you

I had to pee so bad but that place looks run down there has to be a peep hole potty

by AUWFT November 18, 2016