by Anonymous March 07, 2003

A really ugly and fat person who really wants sex so they decide to be a prostitute. Usually females with moustaches.
EEP :Looking for a good time?
Man :ermmm...it would be so hard to resist if you didn't have a piece of chicken stuck in your moustache
Man :ermmm...it would be so hard to resist if you didn't have a piece of chicken stuck in your moustache
by anonymous February 03, 2005

adj: when one has applied the appropriate amount of lip gloss to one's lips to make them look presentable or more attractive.
when a female has applied lip gloss and says "I'm now glossified, we can go." or if a friend of hers says "Your lips are now glossified, lets get out of here."
by anonymous March 03, 2005

by anonymous April 15, 2005

Your so novi! (damn right)
by Anonymous March 30, 2005

A straight man who embraces the homosexual lifestyle, i.e. refined tastes in clothing, excessive use of designer hygiene products, etc. Usually is on the brink of homosexuality.
Mike has become a metrosexual after shaving off his stubble and using expensive skin products to soften his cherubic facial features.
by Anonymous February 14, 2004

