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Definitions by ANOnyMous

madonna-whore complex 

A condition where you uncontrollably make out with pop stars who are still in their prime while you are in fact, washed up.
madonna-whore complex by Anonymous September 18, 2003

lighting closet

a supreme workshop; the only place on this earth closest to heaven
lighting closet by Anonymous September 18, 2003
cannata by Anonymous September 18, 2003

richs ranger 

4 banger that thinks its an 8 cylinder (go ford)
richs ranger by Anonymous September 18, 2003
Mike is a BDB.
BDB by Anonymous September 18, 2003
frontin by Anonymous September 18, 2003

Kirk Construct

Marco: Robot body? No way! That goes against the natural order.

Sparks: Well, you'd have the strength of five men.

Marco: I got that now!

Murphy: Not five men, five gorillas! But, since you're that strong, if you try to pet a kitten, you'd crush it.

Marco: Oh, no! Poor kitty!

Murphy: Yeah.

Marco: Would I still have my rugged Latin features?

Sparks: You'd look exactly the same.

Murphy: Not me. I'm gonna be an Adrienne Barbeau-bot.

Sparks: You look the same, but you're only five feet tall.
Kirk Construct by Anonymous September 18, 2003