Peyton Parrish

An artist most famous for his series of instruction videos for 'overly-dramatic poses to sing and take a dump to', featuring his viking-metal hits such as a lip-sync cover of the Lion King song and every other video that he ever made which features his body movements that were mastered during his time as a trainee under one of those wacky arm-flailing tube-men that can be found by the side of the road at a local used-car sales lot. Come on by, kick a tire! Strike a pose and take a dump on viking steroids. We represent the lion corn!
"Peyton Parrish is the king of all posers! I do mean that literally! Watch him just pose!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 05, 2023
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Fuck

An expletive word to be used in place of the phrase "make love".
Brenda: "I got sent to the principal's office today for allegedly telling the teacher to fuck that fucking fucker in regards to the principal, but I got in even worse trouble when the principal asked about my comment and I told him that I had actually said to make love to that lovemaking lovemaker. Which one is worse?"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 05, 2023
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Fans

The word "fan" as a supporter of something or someone equates to weaksauce. The word "fan" is for total piss-ons who grovel at the feet of whatever ilk they worship. I'm just a "viewer" of a movie, play, game or show. I am just a "listener" when it comes to bands & artists. I am never a "fan" & there is never a "we" between myself & their weak, groveling fan-bases.

To be called a fan of someone by that same someone who claims that they personally have fans of their own is very egotistical of them to assume, if they assume that they are worthy of having underlings called fans that grovel to them, and these characters should always be reminded that their shit stinks like everybody else's does and then make sure to let them know that you might like what they do sometimes, but you are not a "fan".
"There is no "we" between myself & fans. They can enjoy all of the dumb shit they want to. I enjoy whatever I enjoy. I'm not groveling to anyone in support of their music, roles or other content. I am not a herd animal walking among the fan-bases to be herded by their leaders. I am not a fan!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO June 09, 2023
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Hairy Tits

Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, hairy nips, nairy dips, dairy hips, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.
Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Hairy Tits:

"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.

I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."

Hex the Dolls:

"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 04, 2023
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Iowa Lot

A lot for a lot of lot lizards in the places like Iowa Lot. A place that you're afraid of going back to because you don't have enough money and you're already in debt to more than one lot lizard.
Quincy: "Leave a note for the lot lizards of the place, Iowa Lot, that someone wrote "Iowa Lizard Lots" in the places like Iowa Lot!"

Cornelius: "Was it Idaho Yudaho?"

Quincy: "No. More like a Heedaho Sheedaho!"

Cornelius: "Oh. It must be one of them damn Oklahomasexuals again!"

Quincy: "Yep!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 11, 2023
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FCOS

From The First Church Of Satan (FCOS) Come The Five Commandments Of Satan (FCOS):

1) Thou shalt love thy neighbor's wife until her husband comes home from work early one day, catches you in bed with her & kicks your ass! 2) Thou shalt not covet what I have stolen from you because you shall never get it back! 3) Thou shalt not take my name in vein unless if you are using a syringe containing all of the letters of my name within it, but you must never share the needle! 4) Thou shalt not bow down before any other god but me or I will come up from behind you & get busy! 5) Thou shalt turn the other cheek until your neck twists around & breaks, your spinal chord rips in two and your head falls in your lap!
"I prefer the 42 Laws of Ma'at over the FCOS and the Ten Commandments."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 25, 2023
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Egg McMustache

A mustache with food particles stuck to it that the person wearing it is unaware of. This can also be sported on the top lip of a person who has no facial hair. An Egg McMustache (a term built around the Egg McMuffin) is also a fun thing to order at McDonald's to go with a two-piece Chicken McNutsack which is a term built around the famous Chicken McNuggets.
"These people didn't hear my order correctly. I ordered an Egg McMustache and they gave me an Egg McMuffin instead. They told me that eggs don't even have mustaches. No, but mustaches have eggs. Where do you think baby mustaches come from? I want a refund!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 06, 2023
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