ANOTHERDEADROMEO's definitions

Dairy Hairies

Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.

Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Dairy Hairies:

"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.

I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."

Hex the Dolls:

"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 4, 2023

Astril Projection

The art of sucking a pending fart back up your ass and releasing it through your nostrils, accompanied by releasing a load of snot and boogers to go along with it that are known commonly as nostril projections. Another form of astril projection is equal to brown-nosing where you firmly insert your nostrils deep inside of someone's ass and blow enough air in there to lend them a fart.

"I've learned the art of Astril Projection! Baddity! I'm the master!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 6, 2023

Racism

A more common phrase for the sport of racing. Much like motorcyclists, racers prefer to be known as Racists. Just for the record, a horse race itself is more commonly known as a Whore's Race as it involves racing anything from horses and whores to horse's whores and everything in between.

"Vic DiBitetto rode a horse named Horse Shit in the local horse race. Then he went on to ride a whore named Whore Shit in the National Whore's Race Championship! Much like a motorcyclist, he brings the Whore's Racism back to all of the Horse Racists!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 8, 2023

Hayull

The southern version of Hell. A place that everybody tells Rawja to go to right before assuming that everybody else's name is Rawja. Say it with me. "GO TO HAYULL, RAWJA!" It is very important to make this statement sound as nasal as possible.

*Telephone Rings*

Lady: "Hello?"

Man: "Hey! Let Me Talk To The Booga Wooga, Ding Dong!"

Lady: "GO TO HAYULL, RAWJA!"

*Lady Hangs Up*

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 15, 2023

Lilith

In total truth, Lilith is a succubus who tempts males with feelings & thoughts of arousal to the point of initiating their own climaxes which she does through their bodies. It is impossible to refuse her. She never lets on her own real name, but instead makes you believe that she is another mythical figure. She always visits the same men more than once and often does so over a period of years. She may show herself to you, but during the act of intimacy, does not respond well to being pictured mentally as your mental focus being drawn to what she looks like, if you can even picture her at that time which is forbidden by her. She prefers heart to heart. Once her real identity is found out and she is asked to leave & never return, Lilith returns to seduce you one more time. She will ask you to say that you love her in the middle of your last climax. If you do not say so, she abandons you and has a spirit child that she raises to hate you, as she feels that you did not love her or your child enough to say so. If you do say it, she will go as far as she can to even more greaty pursue you (along with her others) until the end of time. This is the true story of Lilitu/Lilith, just to go along with many of the other surrounding myths. She is not benign and she can cause much trouble for a person.

This Is A True Story Of Lilitu; The Real Lilith.

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 24, 2023

PaZeused

Pazu + Zeus = PaZeused. And So Shall You Be! Two In One. Two Zoos = Two By Two. Another Animal. Zoo For Two And Zu For Zu Two! Let Us Teach You How To Do The Splitz!

"I don't know getting possessed from getting PaZeused and Pazuzud anymore."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 13, 2023

Get Born Again

With the average internet person no longer having enough enemies to keep up with supply versus demand, people have taken on every available avenue of life (both online & offline) just to take on any new possible enemy available just for a small window of a chance to tell them... "Get born again! Go shit yourself out of your own ass!" In other words, GBA (Get Born Again) & GSY (Go Shit Yourself)!

Marcy:

"Hi, Karen! Nice curtains!"

Karen:

"Why don't you get born again, Marcy? Go shit yourself out of your own ass!"

People can't make enough enemies these days to supply enough of the laugh demand. What are we resorting to?

"All around the world, people are telling each other to get born again and to go shit themselves out of their own asses!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 24, 2023