ANOTHERDEADROMEO's definitions

Lovemaker

A kinder and gentler term to be used in place of the word "fucker".

Jerome: "I got sent to the principal's office today for allegedly telling the teacher to fuck that fucking fucker in regards to the principal, but I got in even worse trouble when the principal asked about my comment and I told him that I had actually said to make love to that lovemaking lovemaker. Which one is worse?"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023

Whore's Back

Somewhere off the track of a crack whore's crack, we like to ride whores back from the whore's back crack.

"Polly no want no whore crack. Polly want a lolly want a crawly want a Whore's Back!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 28, 2023

Christ Cakes

Not unlike Deuteronomy, cow patties or cow cakes, Christ Cakes are whatever they are.

"What is your opinion on walking with the lord through cow patties & stuff? Cow cakes? Christ cakes? Whatever? The answer is to be found in Deuteronomy."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023

Deuteronomy

Ok, so Deuteronomy 1 states "Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy or I Will Deuter On You Too." If you want to know what happens after that, it says "See Deuteronomy 2". Then it says to proceed on to Deuteronomy 3, 4 & 5 if they want to keep throwing it back and forth with you. Once you reach Deuteronomy 6, just keep on slingin' it until you're out of stock. I can live with that!

"Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy As I Would Deuter On To You!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 22, 2023

Satan Was A Christian

Jesus was a Satanist. Satan was a Christian.

"Jesus was a Satanist 'cause Satan goes to church. Satan was a Christian when the death bell rang for Lurch. He died a frankenbooger up his nostril with a seed. They buried him on Friday. Now his pumpkin Halloweed!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 30, 2023

Nonna

A heavily-bearded woman with long hair and red lipstick played by Vic DiBitetto. She has a giant hairy mole the size of Mount Etna and she wants to visit the Toucha-Ma-Hole (Taj Mahal) in the back of the UPPA-YOU-ASS (U.P.S.) truck. Beware! She will do the Molocchio on you!

"Nonna, Vic said that he wouldn't touch your hole with a ten foot pole!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 24, 2023

Shock Rock

A rock band with antics that shock the targeted audience.

"In order for my shock rock band to succeed, I'm going to need a unibreast implant in the middle of my chest and enough Hitler mustaches to cover my entire body!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 18, 2023