wi

education

you are wi

by Anonymous May 19, 2003

Pound Sand

"The origin of the expression go pound sand is from a longer expression, not to know (have enough sense to) pound sand down a rathole. Filling rat holes with sand is menial work, and telling someone to pound sand down a hole is like telling them to go fly a kite. The expression dates to at least 1912 and is common in the midwestern United States."

by Anonymous October 31, 2003

dirtchute

asshole

that mofo be a dirtchute digger

by Anonymous July 16, 2003

Asgard

In Norse Mythology, the land of the warrior gods and the halls of vahalla.

Viking A: Dude... after we raid this village... you wanna go die in combat and be taken to Asgard for a most outrageous party with odin?
Viking B: ...
Viking A: Wuss.

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

mpg

miles per gallon

my moped gets 100 mpg

by Anonymous June 04, 2003

your ass is grass and I'm the mower

Approximates to: You just fucked up big time, and now you're answering to me! Originated in the military.

Commanding Officer: You tried drifting a Humvee till it went Tango Uniform and then blamed it on your bunkmate?! Your ass is grass, boy, and I'm the mower!

by anonymous January 29, 2005

happiness

Something man doesn't know until he's married. Then it's too late.

John went and got married. R.I.P., chance of him finding happiness.

by anonymous April 05, 2005