AN0SEater's definitions

Mcdonalds Apple Pie

The act of ejaculating while a female strokes your dick. This is a type of assisted masturbation however, there is no lube of any kind allowed.

My cock was is pain after the McDonalds apple pie that I recieved last night.

by AN0SEater March 20, 2020

Chicken McNugget Extra Value Meal

1. The act of shoving chicken nuggets in a woman's vagina, asshole and titties to get the extra value from the nuggets. The man eats the chicken nuggets after there is defecation, menstruation and titty milk onto the chicken nuggets and getting the extra value of receiving a sexually transmitted disease.

2. Something that Morgan Spurlock from Super Size Me is fucking obsessed in.

It's crazy that she didn't know about the Chicken McNugget Extra Value Meal. She was extremely pissed after I shoved the nuggets in her asshole.

by AN0SEater March 20, 2020

McCafe Vanilla Shake

The act of recieving a blowjob that makes you cum all over the place. This can also be done with a girl stroking your cock and you cumming all in her mouth. The cum is the vanilla shake. This is most popularly done at a McDonalds or at a McCafe.

I never felt true penis pleasure until I had a McCafe Vanilla Shake.

by AN0SEater March 20, 2020

McParfait

The act of grabbing a fruit and yogurt parfait and cumming and pissing inside of it. You then shove the parfait into your girl's mouth. She will barf in 5 minutes of eating the parfait and she might menstruate a little bit. You then put your cummy dick in the girl's ass.

She never thought our relationship could get any worse, It did when I gave her a McParfait

by AN0SEater March 21, 2020