Definitions by AFN7

Dell XPS 

A high-end desktop/laptop intended for people who don't want to look as if they have a gaming PC. Versions with good graphics cards can run nearly all intensive games under minimum system requirements and many under recommended requirements.

Fred: I want a gaming laptop that does not make me look like a kid
Andrew: Get a Dell XPS. Make sure to get an SSD because those load in like four seconds.

Dell XPS by AFN7 December 1, 2017

retarded 

(a.k.a. R-word)
Adjective:
1. Used to describe someone less mentally and/or physically developed than others of their age. This term is now considered derogatory. (Also can be used as a noun.)
2. A generic insult or emphasis to describe how stupid/appalling/etc. something or someone is.

Verb:
3. To have been slowed down/delayed.

1. This student is mentally retarded, so he is in a different class.
2. This movie was so retarded! The acting, story, and special effects sucked!
3. The famine retarded the growth of population.

retarded by AFN7 April 3, 2016