Urban Dictionary: Definitions by AE Joseph

palentine

a friend with benefits, someone you have sex with but aren't in a relationship with.

He's my favorite palentine, but we're just friends.

palentine by AE Joseph November 14, 2006

a friend with benefits, someone you have sex with but aren't in a relationship with.

He's my favorite palentine, but we're just friends.

palentine by AE Joseph November 14, 2006

A really bad menstrual period where the woman is constantly on an emotional edge and any little thing will set her to wailing.

I'm so upset by your dumping me that I'm on the crimson cryway.

An out-ot-work adult actor who once played a child nerd character on television or in the movies.

That dude from "Saved By the Bell" is such a spaz-been.

spaz-been by AE Joseph November 14, 2006

any pill taken for male sexual enhancement.

After that dose of bedicine, Henry can go all night.

bedicine by AE Joseph November 14, 2006

a young attractive teen lesbian, like those portrayed on "South of Nowhere" on the N.

She's a tesbian now, but last year she dated the best looking guy in the sophomore class.

tesbian by AE Joseph November 14, 2006

a customer that spends so long in a store or restaurant that they begin to "rust."

These nasty rustomers won't leave, even though closing time was a half-hour ago.

rustomer by AE Joseph November 14, 2006