n. -Slang for an exposed scrotum. Often done spontaneously for the shock and enjoyment of others. Not legal, but damn, it's fun!
Adam-Hey guys, wanna see my hernia?
Guys- OMG, put that thing away!
v. - 1. Sexting while drunk, most often done by the male species. Usually its non-consensual and almost always regrettable. But it sounded like a good idea at the time.
2. The 21st Century version of the "drunk call".
Dude, I was so wasted last night that I started drunxting my Ex.