Definitions by A. Reynolds
Sexual Market Value
Ones Sexual Market Value can only be found by using this simple easy to use equation.
((Attractiveness) + ((4x)Socal status) + (Style)) - ((Nose Length) + (Weight) + (C) + (-Height))= Sexual Market Value
When (C) equals car type
Truck = 30
Car = 20
Suv = 10
Hybrid = 300
Motorcycle = 0
Vespa = 600
Van = 25
Classic Car = 5
Dune Buggy = -42
((Attractiveness) + ((4x)Socal status) + (Style)) - ((Nose Length) + (Weight) + (C) + (-Height))= Sexual Market Value
When (C) equals car type
Truck = 30
Car = 20
Suv = 10
Hybrid = 300
Motorcycle = 0
Vespa = 600
Van = 25
Classic Car = 5
Dune Buggy = -42
"I bought these new shoes"
"Those shoes are Sweet Dude"
"yea... I thought it would increase my Sexual Market Value, But then I realized that my SMV would be much higher if i stopped hanging around idiots who say "Sweet Dude""
"Those shoes are Sweet Dude"
"yea... I thought it would increase my Sexual Market Value, But then I realized that my SMV would be much higher if i stopped hanging around idiots who say "Sweet Dude""
Sexual Market Value by A. Reynolds August 17, 2006
Dino tummy sex
Dinosours are often loud and clumsy.
This act must be made with a larger female, allowing insertion of the penis into the fat rolls formed when female is on her hands and knees.
Dino tummy sex refers to the clumsiness of dinosours, often sideways humping each other.
This act must be made with a larger female, allowing insertion of the penis into the fat rolls formed when female is on her hands and knees.
Dino tummy sex refers to the clumsiness of dinosours, often sideways humping each other.
Dino tummy sex by A. Reynolds August 16, 2006