Urban Dictionary: Definitions by A. RANDOMGUY

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'n't'haps'may

The ultimate form of whomst've. If you get hit with this, you're fuckin' dead, kiddo.

Greg: @everyone
Fred: Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'n't'haps'may pinged!?

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When you're just so shocked, you just stare wide-eyed & open-mouthed, like the Pokémon Magikarp

Jane was so stunned at what just happened, she had a Magikarp Mouth

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Donald Trump and all his stupid campaign plans.

Can also be used as Ronald McDonald Trumping, to take a funny-shaped and smelly shit

A: Did you hear what Ronald McDonald Trump said in his campaign rally?
B: Yeah, he's got some big plans for someone with a small penis.

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