A. Hister's definitions

smerritt

A jolly fellow who has the lyrical talent to write a mosh song in under 5 minutes. A "smerritt" can also devour many pints of Woodpecker Cider while maintaining precision dart throwing abilities . May also be referred to as a Beer Wolf.

that man is without a doubt a smerritt. he is not only a god amongst gods... he is a smerritt to the umpteenth power

by A. Hister October 29, 2020

smerritt

A man of great lyrical talent who can compose a mosh pit song in less than 5 minutes while drinking many pints of Woodpecker Cider while maintaining great dart throwing accuracy. He may be known as Satan, Hister or Beer Wolf

This man is more than a god. He is a smerritt. this man has great smerritt like qualities.

by A. Hister October 29, 2020

homogayness

A flamboyant person. A person of limp wristed qualities who may be referenced to in a smerritt song who has a combination of homosexual and gay tendencies

The homogayness at this soy bar is horrible

by A. Hister October 29, 2020