A jolly fellow who has the lyrical talent to write a mosh song in under 5 minutes. A "smerritt" can also devour many pints of Woodpecker Cider while maintaining precision dart throwing abilities . May also be referred to as a Beer Wolf.
that man is without a doubt a smerritt. he is not only a god amongst gods... he is a smerritt to the umpteenth power
by A. Hister October 29, 2020
A man of great lyrical talent who can compose a mosh pit song in less than 5 minutes while drinking many pints of Woodpecker Cider while maintaining great dart throwing accuracy. He may be known as Satan, Hister or Beer Wolf
by A. Hister October 29, 2020