A jolly fellow who has the lyrical talent to write a mosh song in under 5 minutes. A "smerritt" can also devour many pints of Woodpecker Cider while maintaining precision dart throwing abilities . May also be referred to as a Beer Wolf.
that man is without a doubt a smerritt. he is not only a god amongst gods... he is a smerritt to the umpteenth power
by A. Hister October 29, 2020
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