A. Hick's definitions
by A. Hick July 23, 2006
Get the monkey dickmug. An illusive state of physical and psychological (mostly psychological) ecstasy that few American women ever experience.
Sometimes women are able to produce a vaginal (G spot) orgasm with sex toys (i.e. very large black dildos, etc.), or experience a clitoral orgasm (usually lesbians) if their partner has good oral skills.
Vaginal orgasm during heterosexual intercourse is very problematic, because a man, in order to reasonably assure he can bring a woman to orgasm with his penis alone during thrusting,
must be no less than 8 inches long when measured the Kinsey way (along the
top of the shaft), and 6 inches in circumference to insure appropriate trauma to the cervix (with length) and the G-spot (with girth).
This translates into about 10 AOL inches (in length), which is the
standard of measure used by American men in determining their own penis length.
Unfortunately, most American men fall short of this length, and are around 6 Kinsey (actual) inches. Therefore orgasm during sex is only theoretically possible depending on
position, the psychological attitude of the woman regarding penis “size”, etc. (See Hite Report on Female Sexuality, 1976, which is the classic anecdotal pseudo-scientific study of American women’s orgasm frequency, attitudes on penis size, etc.)
American “supersize me” culture places great emphasis on penis size as the most important factor in female sexual satisfaction, yet ironically the society has routinely practiced, for at least three generations, widespread male genital mutilation (circumcision) that reduces overall penis mass (and affects the erect, thrusting girth, and G spot contact issues).
Sometimes women are able to produce a vaginal (G spot) orgasm with sex toys (i.e. very large black dildos, etc.), or experience a clitoral orgasm (usually lesbians) if their partner has good oral skills.
Vaginal orgasm during heterosexual intercourse is very problematic, because a man, in order to reasonably assure he can bring a woman to orgasm with his penis alone during thrusting,
must be no less than 8 inches long when measured the Kinsey way (along the
top of the shaft), and 6 inches in circumference to insure appropriate trauma to the cervix (with length) and the G-spot (with girth).
This translates into about 10 AOL inches (in length), which is the
standard of measure used by American men in determining their own penis length.
Unfortunately, most American men fall short of this length, and are around 6 Kinsey (actual) inches. Therefore orgasm during sex is only theoretically possible depending on
position, the psychological attitude of the woman regarding penis “size”, etc. (See Hite Report on Female Sexuality, 1976, which is the classic anecdotal pseudo-scientific study of American women’s orgasm frequency, attitudes on penis size, etc.)
American “supersize me” culture places great emphasis on penis size as the most important factor in female sexual satisfaction, yet ironically the society has routinely practiced, for at least three generations, widespread male genital mutilation (circumcision) that reduces overall penis mass (and affects the erect, thrusting girth, and G spot contact issues).
Gladys gets an orgasm every time she rides her Harley to the grocery store, yet never had a single one during sex with Bob, her late husband of 30 years. Talk about Hog Heaven!
by A. Hick June 11, 2008
Get the orgasmmug. Mom always gets a big hot bowl of Won Yung Gai Goo every time we go to Lo Dong's Buffet. She loves it, and I just don't have the heart to tell her what's in it.
by A. Hick July 27, 2006
Get the Won Yung Gai Goomug. by A. Hick July 24, 2006
Get the manateemug. A psycho-sexual disorder characterized by many women’s self-destructive desire for only dangerous, abusive, well hung men. Sometimes known as the “Diceman Fixation.”
Feminists will always be perplexed by their inability to ever influence the thinking of the millions of women who suffer from the Big Dick Syndrome.
Feminists will always be perplexed by their inability to ever influence the thinking of the millions of women who suffer from the Big Dick Syndrome.
An extreme example of the Big Dick Syndrome is found in the clinical case history of "Sherrie." When given the choice between Trey, a handsome, compassionate guy with two graduate degrees, a vacation home in Hawaii, great oral technique and a rock hard five inch penis that could last at least an hour inside her, she chose instead Larry, an unemployed carpenter, high school “vo-tech” dropout, and NASCAR groupie who ruptured her cervix with a .357 magnum long barreled revolver one night when he was too drunk to get his spongy nine inch penis erect.
by A. Hick June 13, 2008
Get the Big Dick Syndromemug. 1. (USA) A very popular form of televised burlesque entertainment. While arguably not as skilled as circus acrobats, "professional" wrestlers must possess considerable athletic skill in order to execute, without injury to each other, the carefully choreographed routines and set-pieces that form the basis of the shows.
2. A socially acceptable expression of public homosexual bonding, with ancient origins, now recognized as an organized sport at most secondary schools and universities, and by the International Olympic Committee.
2. A socially acceptable expression of public homosexual bonding, with ancient origins, now recognized as an organized sport at most secondary schools and universities, and by the International Olympic Committee.
If you think "Friday Night Smackdown" is outrageous, just imagine being in a dark, smoky Berlin nightclub crammed full of queer brownshirts and drunk, loud British Shriners on Holiday while a wrestling tag team of nude midgets with Down Syndrome flail away at each other in a huge mudpit, constantly egged on to more senseless violence by the crowd's catcalls and whistles.
by A. Hick September 8, 2008
Get the wrestlingmug. The world's most popular clothier for young males who are gay, or thinking of becoming gay. Bruce Weber, the iconic gay commercial photographer and protegy of legendary subliminal master J.C. Leyendecker, even employs John Wayne's offspring (son and grandson) as erotic lures for the brand. No wonder every fratboy and fratboi is wearing the stuff. It's hard to belive the company that today mainstreams playful homosexual escapism to white middle American mall and gym rats started out as a sporting goods store famous for selling rugged outdoor escapism to rich white paunchy middle-aged American power players. Teddy Roosevelt outfitted his safaris with A&F gear, and Hemingway may have even bought the gun he blew himself away with from them. Now the only guns featured in the catalogs are those that get blown during rush week.
I found a musty old Abercrombie and Fitch sporting goods catalog in my grandfather's rolltop desk. It was carefully placed underneath a tin box full of hand-tied flys and next to a "Popular Mechanics" issue featuring a clean cut, crew-cut youth on the cover showing off his rather large model rocket.
by A. Hick September 14, 2008
Get the Abercrombie and Fitchmug.