Definitions by A. Hick
linebacker build
Euphemism for "fat" used in men's online dating and chat profiles. See football player build. Contrast with swimmers build.
linebacker build by A. Hick September 7, 2008
pig in a blanket
1. playful slang for an uncircumcised or intact penis with a long, thick foreskin covering most or all of the glans or head.
2. (USA) a tasty oven baked junk finger food hors d'ouvre made by wrapping a Vienna sausage in canned Pillsbury (or similar) biscuit dough so that only the very tip ends of the sausage are visable.
2. (USA) a tasty oven baked junk finger food hors d'ouvre made by wrapping a Vienna sausage in canned Pillsbury (or similar) biscuit dough so that only the very tip ends of the sausage are visable.
Tiger Woods may perform like a real workhorse on the back nine holes, but I'll bet that Sergio Garcia has a nice little pig in a blanket for the crucial shots.
pig in a blanket by A. Hick September 7, 2008
AOL inches
A unit of measurement for determining the length and girth of an erect penis. Used exclusively by men (usually but not always gay men) in online dating or chat profiles, the unit, while not uniform, often corresponds roughly to 1.5 American or English system inches. For example a standard 6 inch long penis becomes 9 AOL inches, etc., though the "average" AOL inch length appears to be between 8-9. Despite the name, AOL inches are now used universally online, not just on AOL anymore.
AOL inches by A. Hick September 7, 2008
radnik
Term for a trendy generation x'er, circa early 1990s, who was into skater, tie-dye revival, coffee house lounge, or slacker-poet counter-cultures. Created by combining the skater term "rad" (short for "radical," and meaning essentially "cool") with the suffix -nik, as in "beatnik." Now quite passe.
Chad is just a sad 38 year old radnik who relives his youth with occasional amusement park bungee jumps, and his videotape collection of "Melrose Place" episodes and Ethan Hawke movies, and Nirvana CDs.
soccer
1. (USA) a fast-paced, graceful field sport played mostly by girls, boys under age 16, and homosexuals.
2. (USA) a seasonally televised sleep-aid/tranquilizer.
2. (USA) a seasonally televised sleep-aid/tranquilizer.
Hell
1. A famous gated retirement resort community for Republican politicians and televangists.
2. A city garbage dump and potters field for poor corpses, dead animals, and crucified persons without the means for any other type of burial located outside the walled city of Jerusalem during Hellenistic times. Known also as "Gehenna" it was the place "where the fires never go out, and the worm never dies." It was allegedly located on the site where centuries earlier lapsed Isrealites had once erected an ingenious idol to a Canaanite man-bull god named Moloch and sacrificed babies to it. The idol reportedly was rigged so that when a baby was placed upon its outstretched arms, the priest or "magician" would then trip a hidden lever, and to the awe of the dumbfounded audience the child would be flipped up through the bull's open mouth and down into to a sulfurous firepit built into the interior humanoid body of the statute.
2. A city garbage dump and potters field for poor corpses, dead animals, and crucified persons without the means for any other type of burial located outside the walled city of Jerusalem during Hellenistic times. Known also as "Gehenna" it was the place "where the fires never go out, and the worm never dies." It was allegedly located on the site where centuries earlier lapsed Isrealites had once erected an ingenious idol to a Canaanite man-bull god named Moloch and sacrificed babies to it. The idol reportedly was rigged so that when a baby was placed upon its outstretched arms, the priest or "magician" would then trip a hidden lever, and to the awe of the dumbfounded audience the child would be flipped up through the bull's open mouth and down into to a sulfurous firepit built into the interior humanoid body of the statute.
runner build
A term used to describe a skinny or gaunt body type in an online dating or chat profile. Mostly used by gay men (but not exclusively), the term does not actually refer to the lean muscular frame of sprinters, long distance or marathon runners, etc., but rather is a euphemism for an extremely slim body, often tallish, with little or no tone or muscle definition, i.e low body fat, but unfit. Compare with other disingenuous sports related body type euphemisms like linebacker build or football player build (fat), and contrast with swimmers build (toned or athletic body type).
29, 6'3", 140 lbs., br, br, trim, runner build, 8"c (NOT AOL inches). Sane, stable, software engineer. Mature for my age.
runner build by A. Hick September 6, 2008