Definitions by A-person_yay
assbutt
1. the butt of a donkey
2. someone who has traits of both an ass and a butt
3. used to get someone's attention and piss them off while sounding cool and hilarious to bystanders
4. a word uttered loudly in the presence of authority figures to show your not afraid to break the rules. (because we all know that rules were made to be broken :D)
2. someone who has traits of both an ass and a butt
3. used to get someone's attention and piss them off while sounding cool and hilarious to bystanders
4. a word uttered loudly in the presence of authority figures to show your not afraid to break the rules. (because we all know that rules were made to be broken :D)
1. go stick your face in that assbutt
2.you're such an assbutt!
3. hey assbutt! *throws grenade at pile of TNT next to an asshole's butt*
4.
BOSS: so, I want everyone to put down the drinks-
Guy: assbutt!
2.you're such an assbutt!
3. hey assbutt! *throws grenade at pile of TNT next to an asshole's butt*
4.
BOSS: so, I want everyone to put down the drinks-
Guy: assbutt!
assbutt by A-person_yay February 22, 2014
child
a derogatory term for someone under the age of 13 or something, though most assholes call people under 18 children. contrary to popular belief, children are the best form of human that has ever existed, due to their innocence, uninhibited creativity, friendliness, and irresistible humor. all children are born with large amounts of creativity and imagination, though society quickly hushes that away so they can become an ass-faced drone to keep the modern society alive. children are a blessing, as they have yet to be turned into temper-mental assholes because life keeps pissing on their faces. however, some children can keep their souls, seeing that society is only tearing them down, so they lift themselves up and realize that life is testing you, and if you know that EVERYTHING IS AWESOME, you will pass, and be happy until you die and transcend into glob-world.
Adult 1: ha! look at that child!
Adult 2: yeah, he can't do anything.
Child: *builds completely original and awesome thing out of LEGOs, completely showing up anything the adults had ever done in their lives*
Adult 1:... holy crap
Adult 2:... he's an adult in disguise!
Child: naw, I'm just better than you in every way. just like all the other children on the earth.
Adult 2: yeah, he can't do anything.
Child: *builds completely original and awesome thing out of LEGOs, completely showing up anything the adults had ever done in their lives*
Adult 1:... holy crap
Adult 2:... he's an adult in disguise!
Child: naw, I'm just better than you in every way. just like all the other children on the earth.
child by A-person_yay February 22, 2014
Gay
1. a happy mood
2. a derogatory term for a homosexual man or woman, but can have a positive or neutral connotation when used correctly
3. an insult used to describe something that is bad, crappy, or stupid. used by the insecure, homophobic teenagers (around the 13-16 age range) to accentuate the point that they are not gay. not all teenagers use this, though. some of them develop souls earlier than others.
2. a derogatory term for a homosexual man or woman, but can have a positive or neutral connotation when used correctly
3. an insult used to describe something that is bad, crappy, or stupid. used by the insecure, homophobic teenagers (around the 13-16 age range) to accentuate the point that they are not gay. not all teenagers use this, though. some of them develop souls earlier than others.
1. Why, Jimmy seems positively gay
2. John doesn't flirt with girls because he's gay. but there's nothing wrong with that
3. my parents grounded me for cutting class. they're so gay.
2. John doesn't flirt with girls because he's gay. but there's nothing wrong with that
3. my parents grounded me for cutting class. they're so gay.
Gay by A-person_yay February 4, 2014