A unique and funny pseudonym 's definitions

Rarted

A misspelling of the word “retarded” that retards use.

6 year old commenter: u r rarted
7 year old commenter: me like fortnut

by A unique and funny pseudonym June 7, 2018

GIPHY

A company that produces GIFs that appears almost everywhere for some reason

Bob: check out this GIF I’m sending you that I got from GIPHY
John: nobody uses GIFs anymore Bob. I know it’s been hard since your wife died after she killed herself and your children, but somebody had to tell you. Bob I’m saying this as a friend when I say it, seek help. You can’t bring them back Bob. You need to move on, it’s only matter of time until- Oooh a minion gif XD
Bob: lmao

by A unique and funny pseudonym June 2, 2018

Hamil-Whore

Fan Boys and Fan Girls, that think they are edgy and different because they watch musicals even though they have only watched Hamilton. They usually talk non stop about it until you hold a gun to their head (and that’s only if you’re lucky)

Bob 1: Ugh, I hate Bob 7. They boast about how they love musicals even though they have only seen Hamilton
Bob 2: They’re a Hamil-whore ,best to avoid them

by A unique and funny pseudonym June 2, 2018

grubalub

Grubalub is a little known word that means to eat food in a very sexual tone whilst singing “Take on me” and repeatedly stabbing your left hand until you die.

John: sometimes I feel like grubalubbing

Joey: What The fuck does that mean

by A unique and funny pseudonym May 5, 2018

Explodey

When something stands out or can and will tend to explode

John: That truck looks mighty explodey
You: Indeed it does my friend

*death*

by A unique and funny pseudonym May 5, 2018